The Cretins Guild Podcast

Adam Gumby from XBoxQuest/East Coast Games/Isle Of Misfit rolls joined Jay and Bob as we discuss and give our opinions on recent video game news with new consoles, failed pre-sales, new games, new owners, the works.

Then we give away $$$ for another visit to Gods & Monsters!

The show gets capped with another challenge for the Cretins Guild World Championship Belt, and our recent champ Justin from Monday Morning Monorail joined in to defend his title!

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Bob and Corey go over their download numbers, so thanks for that.

Then we talk Mulan, some good, some bad movie memories. 

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Very soon, Bob and Corey will be fired from their jobs (not because of anything you'll hear on THIS episode... maybe)

So we catch up on things, talk about how we handle going outside right now, and then dive deep into topics like:

• Did you know that the original Star Trek show had lyrics written?
• Khan may or may not be Indian
• Vaudeville Kirk might not fly today

Plus, within this episode, you'll find details to enter into our giveaway for a Gods & Monsters Gift Card! (Here's a hint, you'll need to be aware of some of our socials, which you can link to below)

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On this episode, Dallas/Ft Worth area stand up comic Miles Francis aka "Mr. Most Days Off" joined Jay, Bob, and Corey as we gave him the "6 questions" treatment.

Then we review our thoughts over the new WWE United States Championship.

Bob gives a breakdown over the new Bourne Stuntacular at Univseral Studios.

And then we all talk about and listen to clips of the newest, and 1st member of The Cretins Guild Hall Of Fame, George Carlin!

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Did you know that both Jay and Bob also are content creators on YouTube? We discuss the baffling struggle we go through with our videos.

Then we talk about the current #SpeakingOut movement that is effecting nearly every wrestling promotion on the planet.

And we wrap things up with some PS5 talk. It's price, it's size, it's release date..... all of which we really don't know.

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I had asked on our twitter what story everyone wants to hear next, and the tale of how a pair of NFL players physically knocked me into my career in the TV Business.

This episode is a sports heavy one that leads up to a major personal change in my life.

If you liked the story, let me know! If you hated the story, then tell me to go play in traffic!

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Our annual #NerdPlayoffs bracket tournament (which usually starts around March) this year is for the Greatest Modern Day Pro Wrestling Belt. It started out normal and fun.... then we discovered.. IT. Find out which belt broke our minds and drove the whole cast off a cliff.

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Bob from the Cretins Guild here with a story time of my many years of working in the TV/News business and some of the crazy things that have gone down.

If you liked the story, let me know! If you hated the story, then tell me to suck a bag of hammers!

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We are the Covid-19 of Podcasts, you better get tested.

Jay, Bob & Corey go over how we are all dealing in our own way with quarantining. Some of us hate it, some of us love it.

We also go over Agents Of Shield's final season, Locke & Key, Dredd, Animal Crossing.

Plus we recap most of the recent WWE releases.

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Jay and Corey were bored, and an idea formed. Rather than just talk video games on Slack, they decided to break out the microphones and record a show about them for Jay's YouTube Channel Square Pegs. And, being as how we're bogged down with a global pandemic (WASH YOUR HANDS, CRETINS) - what better time to record than now, and what better subject to tackle than Viruses in Video Games?

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New Branding!! Nerd Or Not is out. Cretins Guild is, ... well, it's always been here, but hey! Here's the 1st episode of this new name set!

We talk about the next Batman movie, but more so about the suit, and the bat-mobile.

Then we go over this garbage regarding the Pokemon Of The Year selection.

Talk about the recently attended LetterKenny Live show.

And we hold our monthly challenge for the Cretins Guild Championship Belt as Jay and Corey try to mix the better cocktail!

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Tonight Bob and Corey play a round of Transformers The Trading Battle Card Game Of Awesomeness!

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Do the shows from your youth stand up to the quality of today? How about the movies? Were we all just wearing rose-tinted glasses and can't see just how bad some things were?

Jay Bob & Corey all take a look at what holds up, and what should stay dead.

From #Transformers to #Thundercats to #GIJOE to #BatmanTAS

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We're back from our self-imposed January blackout. Over this time, Jay Bob & Corey have been playing alot and watching alot. Here's our reviews on those topics.

Did you catch our Christmas Carol episode? If Not, here ya go: https://nerdornot.podbean.com/e/a-cretins-christmas-carol/

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Our yearly tradition continues. Now we have a dozen readers along for this epic playhouse reciting the eternal classic, A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.

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As we continue to morph into old men, Bob and Corey discuss some behaviors within the restrooms of life.

Then we take a look at many of the nominees of this years The Game Awards.

Also, learn some details regarding this years' Cretins Christmas Dramedy Read.

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This episode was recorded right after Halloween given some of the pre-Disney+ talk.

Justin from The Fantastic Podcast finally joins Bob for some just general nerd talk, streaming tv, and his upcoming Dark Crystal project!

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Tonight, Corey and Bob examine the remarks made by Martin Scorsese regarding his opinion on the MCU. In response, we would like to create a playlist of movies we feel might say one of the greatest directors of all time.

Let us know what movies you would send him.

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Miles from BDD Simpsons Review Show joined Bob as they talk Disney Skyliner, Halloween, Scary Movies, and about the most important week in pro-wrestling history?

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Bob and Corey go into more detail over their massive trip to Hollywood Horror Nights!

From Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure, to DARK Series, to all the houses, scare zones, pizza fries, and much more!

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BIG Nerd related news covered here. 

1st off, we give as much detail as we can and our opinions on the Sony/Disney-Marvel breakup over Spider-Man

Then we weigh in on which we support in the upcoming "Wednesday Night Wars"

Also some news about future giveaways!

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This was to be a normal talk about Theme Parks and Anime, but thanks to Discord's video chat servers, it became an insane trip to the Upside Down.

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For the 1st time in many years, all 3 founding members of The Cretins Guild join together around the microphone to talk about our way too short vacation with one another.

Jay, Bob, & Corey traveled to the mountains of Tennessee and had a short, but exhausting tale to tell.

We'll return to the normal nerd talk next time, but this was us spending time together.

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On episode 63 of the Nerd Or Not Podcast, we discuss:

Future Streaming projects.

Games we play in the morning to gear up for the day.

Games that fit a seasonal mentality.

Do you have a "warm-up" game?

Recent WWE news.

Luigi is not the coward you think he is.

Then we fill out our D&D Alignment Chart of Insecure fictional characters.

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WE ARE BACK!

Really, you should be used to our little breaks by now.

We kick off 62 with a chat over the Hollywood MEGA star Rob Riggle.

Then some TV talk around Swamp Thing, Doom Patrol, a future Lobo series, and Good Omens on Netflix.

And as our Main Event, we go over E3 with topics such as:

• Limited Run Games
• Microsoft
• Keanu
• Ubisoft
• Square
• Tifa's Tits
• Nintendo

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On this episode, you'll hear some background regarding Transformers, then we all give thoughts, theories, and throwdowns over Avengers Endgame, and Season 8 of Game Of Thrones.

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In an episode that was to begin with us going over our thoughts on Endgame, we ended up talking about our new Stranger Things Lego build, The Adventurers Club, 2019 MegaCon, our love for Transformer lore, and then we announce that a member of the Guild has been accepted to be a writer for Star Trek.

Yeah.

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In an episode right out of the Derailers Podcast's bible, we begin with talking about our favorite practical special effect used in movies, which then bled into a discussion about Ms Piggy.

Along the way, we mention Avengers Endgame, Hellboy, Animaniacs, Freakazoid, Return To Oz, Willow, Return Of The Jedi, Rick Baker, and much more.

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Lots of VG talk, so we needed some help! Our amigo Adam Gumby from EAST COAST GAMES joined us to talk:

Nintendo / Smash / Reggie Fils-Aime / Castlevania / Xbox / Sony / Devil May Cry 5 / Game Of Thrones / Playstation 5 / Game Console Life / XIII / Day 1 Games

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The boys discuss how tired SOME of us are over superhero movies,

Talk a little upcoming New Mutants,

Then we wrap up and crown a winner to this years' NERD PLAYOFFS for Best Male Wrestler OF ALL TIME!

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All the Cretins are here tonight to talk:

The Undertaker / Hells Angels / Dora The Explorer / Lego Movies / The new JOKER movie / Shantae 5 / Shazam / and Horror movies!

Then we begin our 2019 NERD PLAYOFFS to figure out the greatest male pro wrestler OF ALL TIME!!!

Promo's for fellow SomeBuddies Casual Sex with Crumb and Justin Vs Justen

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The 2019 NerdPlayoffs are coming!!

Bob and Corey discuss

Zombieland 2

Issue Movie Homework

Perfect Blue

JK Rowling and her continuing adventures thru Twitter

Twitter Rant #462

Disney Fox deal is done

Nick Bantock

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On this episode of Nerd Or Not, Corey and Bob discuss much, but not the Nerd Playoffs (We're holding off until Jay can join us). We're also not reviewing stews unless you want us too. I smell a patreon goal!

What we do cover are- The Somebuddies Network, Cabana Bay Resort, Japan, Anime, Nintendo, Cuphead, Devil May Cry, Spider-Man, Stan Lee Tributes, James Gunn, Suicide Squad.

And a spoiler free review of Captain Marvel.

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Who is your favorite wrestler of all time? John Cena? Macho Man Randy Savage? Billy Kidman?

In this episode we break down the greats of all time into a 32 man bracket. Listen to find out if you favorites got in, and hear us struggle over a few tight races.

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Tonight, Corey and Bob go more over the most pretentious award show,

Talk about some collectables updates and purchases,

Discuss the movie few are missing out on- Alita,

Then go over a number of issues with our YouTube channel that seems to be going on still?

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First Nerd Or Not of 2019! Jay Bob and Corey! We teased a discussion about video game RPG's for a bit, and we're not talking Rocket Propelled Grenades! Our favorites, your favorites, what is it that makes a good RPG?

A weird conversation regarding 80's cartoon robots and their porn versions. Headlamps ya'll.

We give our thoughts on the recent NXT Takeover and WWE Royal Rumble ppv's.

Then we give details about an open challenge for the Cretins Guild World Championship and Oscar picks! Stay tuned to our Twitter and YouTube channels for details!

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Now we've done it. 

Here the members of The Cretins Guild perform a reading of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes Christmas tale "The Adventure Of The Blue Carbuncle"

At times it was difficult to maintain composure, but nonetheless, we came forth with a project that has been in the works for nearly 2 years.

With all the fun, we worked very hard, so please enjoy and Happy Christmas.

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THANK YOU to everyone who's taken the time to download and listen to our podcast of 3 buds, shoot'n the shit.

As our year ender takes shape, we decide to make it memorable and hold a "Zombie Dice" 3-way dance for the Cretins Guild World Championship!

We also discuss the upcoming (now-completed) Video Game Awards,

A topic for next years Nerd Playoffs has been selected,

Then we give our opinions on the best Video Game/ Movie/ Tv Show we've seen this year!

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In this quick discussion (which ended up as long as our normal episodes), Bob & Corey talk:

Long term local radio personalities,

Orlando BBQ,

Bob shares how he almost got on the show Survivor,

Some Thanksgiving talk,

MST3k,

Stan Lee,

Ben Roy,

Noirvember

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Join 2 buds as they talk about funny things that happen in the washroom,

Tv series Good Omens,

Blizzard's recent dealing with fan over Diablo and Overwatch,

and of course Super Smash Bros Ultimate!

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Bob and Corey talk about one of our favorite eatery's closing,

WWE having the worst week ever

Red Dead Redemption II

Iron Fist / Luke Cage cancelled

Howard The Duck / Infinity Stones

Worst Halloween candy / Candy Raids

How should the Simpsons end?

New Dr. Who Review

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Save_Us.9AX What could it mean?!... Jay's back. Sorry for the spoiler, but JAY's BACK!!!!

We get right into it with:
The origins of The Cretins Guild (How we met)
TellTale Games
NYCC
New Star Wars series
DC's Titans
New Harley Quinn series
Young Justice season 3
Doom Patrol
Lobo on Krypton
BumbleBee trailer
Venom
Spider-man on PS4
Gritty
and we reveal our new Cretins Guild logo to correspond with our 3rd year of Nerd Or Not !!!!!

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The fall means theme park season!!
We review Halloween Horror Nights 28, Epcot Food & Wine, and Spider-Man on the PS4!

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On this very speical episode of Nerd Or Not, Corey learns the meaning of life.... no wait.... that'll never happen.

This week, Corey takes the quizes on Pottermore, and we find out what house he best fits other than the nut house. His wand type. and what his patronus would be if raccoon weren't available.

If you did catch our episodes on our Youtube channel, those had to be cut for time, and content, so this is the full audio, nearly 100% unedited!

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This week, Bob and Corey share their thoughts on the current roster for Smash Bros Ultimate, we talk about some theme park news and a recent visit to Toy Storyland, throw in a little One Punch Man talk, and recall our minor brush with a celebrity while enjoying coffee and eggs.

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On episode 43, Bob and Corey share our thoughts over what we witnessed from 2018 Comic Con and all the major news and trailers.

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Tonight we had a pair of SumBuddies join us as we talk about Wrestling Championship Belts. What were our favorites, ones we miss, what we think makes them classics, all that jazz!

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In this Cretins Review, Bob shares some of the best places to get a beer, wine or cocktail while you are on vacation.Hell, if you're going to spend that much money, might as well enjoy your drinks too.

It's hard to believe that alcohol wasn't allowed inside Disney for the longest time. Now you can drink at all the World Showcases across Epcot!

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It's a new show!

Cretins Guild Review will be a show where we offer insight on any particular topic that we may be experts, or at least, well viced in. It could be Video Games, Movies, or maybe locations near and dear to our hearts, just like this episode.

Bob nearly lives at the Orlando Theme Parks, so as a kickoff show, he goes into detail what attractions he'd suggest with getting that ever elusive Fastpass for so you can enjoy more of your summer trip to the Magic Kingdom!

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The team of DRunk & Stupid INSERT talk about recent downtrend of The WWE, and then INSERT some dialog about the upcoming E3 2018 presentation.

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