The Cretins Guild Podcast

Cretins Guild Podcast 118 - Chowda Hiatus

Corey and Bob are back again after a another lengthy time off (you should be used to this by now). We talk about what we've been doing and recap recent HHN33

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CGP 117 #Nerdplayoffs Greatest Alcohol Ever

Our yearly NERDPLAYOFFS has us picking the best alcohol there is! Plus Jay is here!!

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CGP 116 Number don't count

Bob and Corey talk about black holes, Oppenheimer, anime, and Steiner Maths and how it's less than 7 levels of Kevin Bacon from us.

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CGP 115 - New Years, Black Holes, Catering

Bob and Corey talk about working freelance for sports networks, the shock of catered meals, and we go over our podcast numbers from last year.

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CGP 114 - Jimi, John, Joe, and Murder inside Epcot

Corey and Bob talk about a recent trip to Disney and then all the negative things that have gone gone down on disney property.

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CGP 113 - The House of Uncouth

Just before he goes on a new journey, Corey and Bob discuss HHN 32, Racist Star Trek, Regional accents in the southern USA, and a potpourri of topics.

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CGP 112 - Use of Hollywood AI - Streaming - HOG’AGEDDON

Bob and Corey continue the discussion from last episode on the use of AI and hollywood, some of the changes as a result of streaming, the The FOX Great HOG'AGEDDON!

 

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CGP 111 - Hotdogs and WGA Strike

Bob and Corey recap this live stream Q&A session with discussion about the WGA/Actor Strike.... and Hotdogs.

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CGP 110 - N64 Draft w/Toby from Secret Level Podcast

Toby VonDoom from Bad Secret Media joined us as we did a snake draft of N64 games.

Find SLP on Twitter and IG @secretlevelspod

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CGP 109 - Everythings Cancelled - Poseidon’s Fury - Galactic Starcruiser - Lake Nona

Bob and Corey discuss our favorite theme park attractions that closed previously and some of the recent cancellations in and around the parks.

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CGP 108 - Chancla Antics

Bob and Corey discuss the new WWE World Heavyweight Championship Title.

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CGP 107 - Why Was I Reincarnated As Rowdy Roddy Piper?

Medical Lingo perfection loonys need not apply.

Twitter and TikTok reminds us that opinions and assholes belong to everyone.

We talk Videos Games, Breakfast Cereal Mascots, Giant ground clearing machines, Animes including shows that could end a friendship.

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Nerd Playoffs for The Greatest Snack

What's your goto snack? Cheetos? M&M's? Pretzels? Jay, Bob, and Corey figure it out between 64 total treats to decide the greatest snack OF ALL TIME!!

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CGP 106 - What Sport would Super Heroes be fans of?

The boys get together and discuss what drew us in to comics, then we assign a favorite real life team to some of the best known comic book characters.

 

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CGP 105 - Rick & Morty, Dr Who, Goldeneye N64

Bob and Corey sit down and have a potpourri discussion about a range of topics including recent Cretins Guild Championship Battle Royal, The Playstation Plus Collection, and other stuffs.

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Cretins Guild Podcast 104 Like A Phoenix Off A Toilet

We're done with our usual hibernation, and explain where we've been, we have our upcoming creator battle royal on the 21st, our recent win as Derailered Wrasslin' Tag Team Champions, and whats down the line for us.

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SONGS WE HATE

"Don't think, just listen"  Welcome To The Guild

 

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Cretins Guild Podcast - The Most Efficient Podcast Ever.

"Don't think, just listen"

Welcome To The Guild

 

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Cretins Guild Podcast - MoonKnight - Wrestlemania

Bob and Corey discuss Moon Knight so far, and then go over some funny shenanigans at a certain big time wrestling event. 

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Cretins Guild Podcast ep100 - Gaming Confessions

Cleanse your gaming soul and confess your past sins in this examination of mis-steps in board game, card game, video game, D&D, and anything else that stains your soul.

 

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Cretins X-Mas 4 - Gift Of The Magi

Corey, Jay, and Bob mutilate another classic christmas tale that has very little amount of Magi in it. 

Oh yeah, then we challenge for the title again.

Thank you for listening this year, and keep rocking on!

 

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CGP 99 - Working for WWE - Star Fluxx

We crown a new Cretins Guild Champion, discuss working audio for WWE, talk about natural vs inflated difficulty in video games, then play Star Fluxx for the title!

video link: https://youtu.be/JN006Q0eDHg?t=2378

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CGP 98 - Train Ride Thru HELL (michigan)

What started off as the biological extracts of one Kal El, morphed into a lovely retelling of Jay's trip out to the Pacific North West.

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CGP97 - Noms Noms 4 Cretins Guild HoF

We throw out names for the next entry for the Cretins Guild Hall Of Fame, including one time Boston Red Sox Pitcher Rollie Fingers.

Also some fun stuff with "Ghostbusters X Men In Black: Ecto-terrestrial Invasion"

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CGP96 - Fears, Star Wars Visions, Mogwai Copulatory Organs

What can I say?

You're listening to the Cretins Guild, and the 1st 20 seconds should sum up the entire episode.

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CGP95 Snuff Films & Famous Trios

The boys are back and we try to compare ourselves to other famous trios.

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CGP94 HHN Speculation with guest Stephherrs!

Member of the Monorail Fam Stephherrs joined Bob as we spoke about a true love of ours, Universal's Halloween Horror Nights! We covered a recent (at the time) speculation map of what might happen for this years event.

Stephherrs can be found on Twitter (@asianzing95) IG (@adventureswithstephers) and her site- www.adventureswithstephers.com

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CGP93 - E3 Preview? Review?... Discussion

The boys recorded a few days before E3 went down, and made some predictions as well as babble along other things too,

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CGP92 - Marvel Cretins! (Villain's Talk)

Bob & Corey talk about Villains in the Marvel comics/tv/MCU both big and small!

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CGP91 New Jobs, Pokémon Snap, Light Sabers

Jay, Corey, and Bob are back after some weird scheduling caused a month long absence. They talk new jobs (you think we do this for a living?), how we are enjoying New Pokémon Snap game, and Bob picked up a nerd item that was a must own for any Star Wars Fan!

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CGP90 Iconic Spaceships Playoffs - Return from the G League

BOB's BACK! And not much changes.

We post a "would you" question,

Then recant how life was while working the NBA G League,

and then our main event, the 2021 Nerd Playoffs! and this year the theme is Most Iconic Spaceship! Listen to our picks and let us know if you agree or not.

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CGP 89 - The Gang Tanks the Financial Market

Corey and Jay start off by playing Splendor, and go into detail over recent video game shopping spree!

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Promos for Varmints! AIRWOLF YEARS, & THE PICTURE SHOW Podcasts

CGP88 - Nintendo Direct Smut

Corey and Jay are sans-Bob this week, and take their time to review the latest Nintendo Direct, talk about Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, and HuniePop2.

Things start off the rails, but they right the ship before too long.

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CGP87 - Year 5 Performance Reviews

Jay Bob & Corey join up for our first cast of 2021, and it feels alot like 2020 still.

We talk about the shows Future Man, & Cobra Kai

The act of something being "STEVE'd"

We recount how all of us have been fired recently

There's a new Cretins Guild World Champion!

And we receive our performance evaluations 

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CGP86 - Mandalorian - Theme Park Hate - Special Guests Dillos Diz & Monday Morning Monorail

Bob and Corey were joined with a pair of podcast personas.

Frank & Jen are Dillos Diz from Theme Park Thursday Podcast

Justin & Sam are from The Monday Morning Monorail Podcast

And together, we all talked about The Mandalorian season finale, then discussed some of the more unpleasant times we've had in the theme parks.

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Cretins Christmas 3 - It's A Wonderful Life

Still kicking, still ruining classic Christmas tales.

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Bob- https://twitter.com/8secondDelay

JD- https://twitter.com/jdblut

Justin & Sara- https://twitter.com/TasticThefan

Adam- https://twitter.com/AdamGumby

Toby- https://twitter.com/TobyVonDoom

Keith- https://twitter.com/PopUpFilmCast

Berg- https://twitter.com/aricberg

CGP85 - Gadgets that got us through shutdown

People always say we are nothing but potty talk.

Tonight Bob, Jay, and Corey discuss what gadgets, do-hickies, and other purchases helped us get through this long LONG LOOOOONG year.

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Cretins Guild Playhouse Presents - 221 B Bollocks Street

Yup.

This entire podcast is a skit where Sherlock Holmes exchanges gifts with his dear friend, Dr. Watson.

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CGP84 - Post Halloween - Mandalorian S2E1 Review

Bob and Jay sit down sans Corey and discuss recent halloween festivities. What we listen to in the car on long drives, and review the newest chapter to one of the best shows on tv right now, The Mandalorian Season 2, Ep 1. Fair warning, some spoilers.

Also, recorded before the results of the election, so you'll hear some banter on that topic.

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CGP83 Our Favorite Sports Movies - Haunted Road Review

Jay and Bob share some of their favorite Sports Movies. Corey makes a quick visit while on the road. And Bob gives a review of The Haunted Road experience.

Let us know thru our socials what your fav sports flick might be!

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CGP82 - Recent video game news - Championship Matchup!

Adam Gumby from XBoxQuest/East Coast Games/Isle Of Misfit rolls joined Jay and Bob as we discuss and give our opinions on recent video game news with new consoles, failed pre-sales, new games, new owners, the works.

Then we give away $$$ for another visit to Gods & Monsters!

The show gets capped with another challenge for the Cretins Guild World Championship Belt, and our recent champ Justin from Monday Morning Monorail joined in to defend his title!

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CGP81 Mulan - Movie Memories

Bob and Corey go over their download numbers, so thanks for that.

Then we talk Mulan, some good, some bad movie memories. 

 

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CGP80 - We're getting fired! - Going Outside - Star Trek talk

Very soon, Bob and Corey will be fired from their jobs (not because of anything you'll hear on THIS episode... maybe)

So we catch up on things, talk about how we handle going outside right now, and then dive deep into topics like:

• Did you know that the original Star Trek show had lyrics written?
• Khan may or may not be Indian
• Vaudeville Kirk might not fly today

Plus, within this episode, you'll find details to enter into our giveaway for a Gods & Monsters Gift Card! (Here's a hint, you'll need to be aware of some of our socials, which you can link to below)

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CGP79 George Carlin - Cretins Guild Hall Of Fame w/guest Miles Francis

On this episode, Dallas/Ft Worth area stand up comic Miles Francis aka "Mr. Most Days Off" joined Jay, Bob, and Corey as we gave him the "6 questions" treatment.

 

Then we review our thoughts over the new WWE United States Championship.

 

Bob gives a breakdown over the new Bourne Stuntacular at Univseral Studios.

 

And then we all talk about and listen to clips of the newest, and 1st member of The Cretins Guild Hall Of Fame, George Carlin!

 

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CGP 78 - Creating for YouTube - #Speakingout - PS5

Did you know that both Jay and Bob also are content creators on YouTube? We discuss the baffling struggle we go through with our videos.

Then we talk about the current #SpeakingOut movement that is effecting nearly every wrestling promotion on the planet.

And we wrap things up with some PS5 talk. It's price, it's size, it's release date..... all of which we really don't know.

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Tales From TV Land - Pt 2 - "One Night In Ocala"

I had asked on our twitter what story everyone wants to hear next, and the tale of how a pair of NFL players physically knocked me into my career in the TV Business.

This episode is a sports heavy one that leads up to a major personal change in my life.

If you liked the story, let me know! If you hated the story, then tell me to go play in traffic!

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Cretins Guild 77 - Ranking Wrestling Belts Turns Ugly

Our annual #NerdPlayoffs bracket tournament (which usually starts around March) this year is for the Greatest Modern Day Pro Wrestling Belt. It started out normal and fun.... then we discovered.. IT. Find out which belt broke our minds and drove the whole cast off a cliff.

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Tales From TV Land - Pt 1 - The Defiant Child

Bob from the Cretins Guild here with a story time of my many years of working in the TV/News business and some of the crazy things that have gone down.

If you liked the story, let me know! If you hated the story, then tell me to suck a bag of hammers!

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Cretins Guild 76 - Netflix & Ill - WWE cuts - Agents Of Sheild?

We are the Covid-19 of Podcasts, you better get tested.

Jay, Bob & Corey go over how we are all dealing in our own way with quarantining. Some of us hate it, some of us love it.

We also go over Agents Of Shield's final season, Locke & Key, Dredd, Animal Crossing.

Plus we recap most of the recent WWE releases.

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Cretins Guild Presents: MICROTRANSGRESSIONS Episode 1: "Going Viral"

Jay and Corey were bored, and an idea formed. Rather than just talk video games on Slack, they decided to break out the microphones and record a show about them for Jay's YouTube Channel Square Pegs. And, being as how we're bogged down with a global pandemic (WASH YOUR HANDS, CRETINS) - what better time to record than now, and what better subject to tackle than Viruses in Video Games?

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